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For the past few years I went on a trek across the globe in order to "find myself".  In the Himalayas, I met an old, blind, African monk named Akatuku.  He was very wise and a little strange.  He taught me many life lessons and brewed me a tea out of a strange herb.  Said tea made me hallucinate for 3 days.  I awoke in a village of strange people who were all naked, except for hats.  They had some sort of religious fascination with headgear and refused to wear anything else (sadly, none of them were very attractive).  After speaking to the village elder, I learned I was married to 3 women and a goat!  For some reason, the women were very jealous of the goat (I'm not exactly sure why, and was too afraid to ask).  I stayed for 2 weeks as a courtesy, and then ran as fast as I could out of there.  I proceeded to make my way to glorious Russia!  There I met a rather interesting man named Vladimir (he wouldn't give me a last name.  something about nuclear weapons and KGB looking for him.  I didn't pry), who was fishing with an AK-47.  We quickly became friends and proceeded to drink vodka for 6 days straight.  I believe he robbed me though, as when I awoke on the morning of the seventh day, he was gone and so was my money and my pants.  It was at this point in my journey that I decided it was time to return home but there was one small problem, I needed pants (and money, but the pants were the more pressing issue because it was COLD).  I happened into a small town near the border, where I got many strange looks from the locals, due to my missing legwear.  Luckily, I happened to come across a beautiful 24 year old woman named Anastasiya.  Anastasiya was kind enough to give me a pair of her pants to wear (they were tight, but they were still pants, so I wasn't complaining), and introduced me to her uncle Maxim, who was a pilot.  After he beat the crap out of me (a misunderstanding.  My russian is very shaky), he agreed to fly me home, so long as I gave him the location of that nudist village!  We arrived back in the States, and I was greeted at the airport by none other than the goat! (I have no idea how it got there, and again, too afraid to ask).  So I grabbed the goat, hopped in a taxi, and went home.  When I arrived home, I was greeted at the door by my mother, who promptly slapped me in the face, as I had forgotten to tell her I was leaving (oops).  And now, here we are :D (Big Grin).  It feels very good to be home, honestly, but I still don't know what to do with this goat Shrug.

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My First Meteor
The first meteor photo I've ever gotten.  Taken during the recent meteor shower.  Not the best photo but I'll take it :)
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Actual Lunar Eclipse
This is the best out of God knows how many photos I took of this eclipse.  For some reason my camera refused to take a clear picture :shrug:.  This was taken quite a while ago, but I haven't been able to upload it due to technical issues with my camera.
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For the past few years I went on a trek across the globe in order to "find myself".  In the Himalayas, I met an old, blind, African monk named Akatuku.  He was very wise and a little strange.  He taught me many life lessons and brewed me a tea out of a strange herb.  Said tea made me hallucinate for 3 days.  I awoke in a village of strange people who were all naked, except for hats.  They had some sort of religious fascination with headgear and refused to wear anything else (sadly, none of them were very attractive).  After speaking to the village elder, I learned I was married to 3 women and a goat!  For some reason, the women were very jealous of the goat (I'm not exactly sure why, and was too afraid to ask).  I stayed for 2 weeks as a courtesy, and then ran as fast as I could out of there.  I proceeded to make my way to glorious Russia!  There I met a rather interesting man named Vladimir (he wouldn't give me a last name.  something about nuclear weapons and KGB looking for him.  I didn't pry), who was fishing with an AK-47.  We quickly became friends and proceeded to drink vodka for 6 days straight.  I believe he robbed me though, as when I awoke on the morning of the seventh day, he was gone and so was my money and my pants.  It was at this point in my journey that I decided it was time to return home but there was one small problem, I needed pants (and money, but the pants were the more pressing issue because it was COLD).  I happened into a small town near the border, where I got many strange looks from the locals, due to my missing legwear.  Luckily, I happened to come across a beautiful 24 year old woman named Anastasiya.  Anastasiya was kind enough to give me a pair of her pants to wear (they were tight, but they were still pants, so I wasn't complaining), and introduced me to her uncle Maxim, who was a pilot.  After he beat the crap out of me (a misunderstanding.  My russian is very shaky), he agreed to fly me home, so long as I gave him the location of that nudist village!  We arrived back in the States, and I was greeted at the airport by none other than the goat! (I have no idea how it got there, and again, too afraid to ask).  So I grabbed the goat, hopped in a taxi, and went home.  When I arrived home, I was greeted at the door by my mother, who promptly slapped me in the face, as I had forgotten to tell her I was leaving (oops).  And now, here we are :D (Big Grin).  It feels very good to be home, honestly, but I still don't know what to do with this goat Shrug.

  • Listening to: My stomach growl
  • Reading: what I'm writing
  • Watching: the screen
  • Playing: nothing
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  • Drinking: nothing

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TommyGK Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2014  Professional Artisan Crafter
Hello! :la::hug:
It's been a while, just checking in to see how you're doing these days! :hug:
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assassin4 Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2017  Hobbyist Photographer
Hey!  I'm doing good-ish.  Sorry for the late reply (amazingly late ^^; ), but I do have a good reason.  You see, for the past few years I went on a trek across the globe in order to "find myself".  In the Himalayas, I met an old, blind, African monk named Akatuku.  He was very wise and a little strange.  He taught me many life lessons and brewed me a tea out of a strange herb.  Said tea made me hallucinate for 3 days.  I awoke in a village of strange people who were all naked, except for hats.  They had some sort of religious fascination with headgear and refused to wear anything else (sadly, none of them were very attractive).  After speaking to the village elder, I learned I was married to 3 women and a goat!  For some reason, the women were very jealous of the goat (I'm not exactly sure why, and was too afraid to ask).  I stayed for 2 weeks as a courtesy, and then ran as fast as I could out of there.  I proceeded to make my way to glorious Russia!  There I met a rather interesting man named Vladimir (he wouldn't give me a last name.  something about nuclear weapons and KGB looking for him.  I didn't pry), who was fishing with an AK-47.  We quickly became friends and proceeded to drink vodka for 6 days straight.  I believe he robbed me though, as when I awoke on the morning of the seventh day, he was gone and so was my money and my pants.  It was at this point in my journey that I decided it was time to return home but there was one small problem, I needed pants (and money, but the pants were the more pressing issue because it was COLD).  I happened into a small town near the border, where I got many strange looks from the locals, due to my missing legwear.  Luckily, I happened to come across a beautiful 24 year old woman named Anastasiya.  Anastasiya was kind enough to give me a pair of her pants to wear (they were tight, but they were still pants, so I wasn't complaining), and introduced me to her uncle Maxim, who was a pilot.  After he beat the crap out of me (a misunderstanding.  My russian is very shaky), he agreed to fly me home, so long as I gave him the location of that nudist village!  We arrived back in the States, and I was greeted at the airport by none other than the goat! (I have no idea how it got there, and again, too afraid to ask).  So I grabbed the goat, hopped in a taxi, and went home.  When I arrived home, I was greeted at the door by my mother, who promptly slapped me in the face, as I had forgotten to tell her I was leaving (oops).  And now, here we are :D.  It feels very good to be home, honestly, but I still don't know what to do with this goat :shrug:.  How've you been by the way?

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TommyGK Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2017  Professional Artisan Crafter
Wow that's really awesome, so the tea was ayahuasca? I've studied plant based remedies and it actually very fascinating medicine :D I've never had it before. Sounds  like quite and adventure with your goat :) I've been busy, I'm working on a YouTube channel with puppets now :) youtube.com/tommygk
I'm enjoying it a lot! Thanks for replying! :D
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JLKitties Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Thank you for the fave!

Much appreciated :3
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Rockonbrad Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for the :+fav: on
It's much appreciated! :D
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thewolfcreek Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Thank you for the fav my friend...
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SHiNiGAMi-Xiii Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2014  Professional General Artist
(= :+fav: əɥʇ ɹoɟ sʞuɐɥʇ
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DrCaruso Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2014   Photographer
Thanks for the :+fav:

If you get the chance check the others here: drcaruso.deviantart.com/galler…  :gallery:

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Lior-Art Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Dreaming of Pandora by Lior-Art
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karz09 Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Thanks for the favorites!! :squee: 
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DebasishPhotos Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Thank You for all the faves. I'm glad that you liked them.
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CVanBattum-Photos Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Thanks for the fav! :D
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JIPIC Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Thanks for the fave :wave:
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Thanks for the faves! :D
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Thank you for the Fav!
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Thank you for the :+fav::hug:
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Ninz-009 Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Thx for the fave..:hug:
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NSolanki Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2014   Photographer
Thank you for the favourite add :)
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JetteReitsma Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2014
Thanks for the +fav!

:beedance: love birds emotweetcon
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1001G Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2014
Thank you for the favorites steven..have a great day
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Thanks for the fave!
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Thank you :+fav:!!!Cold by Bimmi1111Tiny Jelly by Bimmi1111
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thank you for the fav :)
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taramara Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2014
Hey Stephen many thanks for the :+fav:s glad you like them :)
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Thanks for the favs! :hug:
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